So today I was cleaning my apartment (yup shocking I know!!) and had the television on for background noise. I'm just going about my business then all of a sudden I heard Oprah yelling at me ..."Don't miss Friday's show for the best life week for you to learn about the best sex EVER.."
I stop what I was doing, thought for a second about what was just said, after the shock wore off. A lot of things ran through my head. But the biggest one was 'have you lost your mind?' I don't want to be listening to anyone about how to improve my non-existent sex life. I don't want to know until I'm at that point and as it looks right now not going to happen in the near future. I can barely talk about anything revolving around sex with my own mother, why in the world would I want to listen to Oprah talk about it? She may have billions of dollars but she will never be able to pay for that picture of her having sex out of my mind. (Really not something I wanted to picture)
As I was cleaning I was still thinking about why a person would want to turn into watch this show in the first place. Really is it that bad that you need sex advice from Oprah? There are so many other shows where you can talk about this without the Queen of Daytime. I think if you're having such a horrible sex life and you're referring to Oprah, you might want to look for a different relationship. I guess there are so many women out there that worship the ground Oprah walks on that they'd love to hear about sex from the woman herself, I however am not one of them. I'll leave you with the closing line of the commercial to get a person to turn in....
(Oprah saying/screaming) "Oh my!! That is so HUGE and you use that?!?!!?!"
Yup that just sealed the deal, I'm ignoring Oprah's Best Life Friday.
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