elephants on my head

I have the loudest neighbors anyone possibly could have....

The neighbors where my head rests by each night like to play Rock band and bang on the drums until early hours of the morning.
My neighbors that Lucy shares a wall with has a dog that barks every time I close my door. It's almost like clock work when I leave or come home.
The neighbors across the hall have a parrot that constantly squawks loudly...oh and they just got a new puppy that howls whenever they leave. It doesn't stop....until they get back. But the neighbors above me take the cake.

They are so loud I can hear conversations in the morning by them. The ceiling makes noises where ever they walk in their apartment. The best part is that they throw parties EVERY night. So not just two feet but multiple feet and the occasional loud thump of a drunken body on the ground. When there is alcohol involved it's screaming at each other and trying to get a point across. Being that they are 'tough' army guys they like to wrestle too. That's more than just a thump, it's loud enough for Lucy to awake from a deep snoring sleep and think her world is ending. (My dog likes to snore when she sleeps, she also likes to bark in her sleep as well, at least it's not at loud as my neighbors.) The guys upstairs have gotten busted at least 3 times by the cops for noise complaints, hasn't stopped them yet. When they move out in less than 4 days I will sleep much soundly. I will not feel like elephants are walking on my head.

Wow I must be old, I'm complaining about the noise. I guess that's what you get when you're older, the ability to complain with good reason...yay! All I know is moving home will be nice to have peace and quiet for once.