"A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everbody is crazy."~charles manson
Stupid people piss me off, enough said no excuses. Today during my hour and a half physic lecture I was sitting by myself like I normally do. I don't know or have gotten to know anyone that I sit by. I do know a few people from my discussion group but other than that during lecture I'm on my own, I like it that way. Well I sit near the back in a class of about 80 students, there is this one group of people who sit right in front of me every day. There is this girl from russia, and her boyfriend (that's a whole other story right there) this kenyan and two friends. Well everyday they walk into class a half an hour late, which makes me mad. Okay yeah here's where you think i'm a nerd and love school, that's not the case but when it's everyday why not take the class at a diffrent time, it's not that hard to wake up at 9:15 to get to your 9:30 class. Believe me I know I have to be at an 8 am class right before I can do it, they definately can. but back to my story. The one kenyan girl is the only one that makes it on time to the class normally with her plastic bag from walmart full of chicken wings wrapped in tinfoil and some other nasty shit normal people wouldn't eat. She saves 5 spots for her friends that come in late. The class gets pretty full and saving those seats gets pretty annoying to everyone else when they would like a place to sit other than the floor.
Once they all get in and settled, they think they are god's gift to physics and know everything and we should be worshiping them because they are the best. They make it verbally known too. They make tons of noise talking to each other during the class about things I don't care about. Except when by the rare chance they don't know what's going on they happen ask questions. No big deal right? Not this case they ask every possible thing about they're problem to get what they want done. Which takes another good 15 minutes out of a class. I hate that, ask her after class or go to her office hours that would be nice. But here's the kicker folks...
On Tuesday I was opening up my breakfast granola bar not making much noise what the professer was talking, the kenyan looks around to find the noise and then comes to look me directly in my eye and says SHHHHHHHHH. A harsh shhhh not a quiet dainty hurry up and open it shhh a SHHHHH. Like I was interuppting her learning process of stuff she already knows. She's the one with the shit wrapped in tinfoil, like that doesn't make a noise when she opens it. She then says to me, "Maybe you should wait to open the rest till after class." What did I do? I kept opening and eating it, and then guess what else i did. I grabbed another one of my granola bars and opened it as loud as possible just to piss her off.
So the moral of the story here is that if you always should have a back up granola bar to open up as loud as you can just to piss off a bitch in your physics lecture.
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