King of Anything??

So many things I'd say if only I were able but I just keep quiet and count the cars that pass by...

Hi My name is ___________and I am a complete and total douche bag. I'm super disappointed in ____. Thought he was a cool dude but when it comes between getting into someone's pants and being your friend, he's going to chose getting in someone's pants. To quote them "and unless the end goal is sexy...i just don't care." I WANT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT A D-BAG THIS PERSON IS!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm not the one who's lost with no direction, but you won't ever see. You're so busy makin' maps
with my name on them in all caps. You got the talkin' down just not the listening. And who cares if you disagree, you are not me. Who made you king of anything??

Another one bites the dust.