Thursday, July 12, 2007

Things that go Meow in the night

So this is all I have to do to explain our night.....At least the end of it

Auto Response from Abe (3:32:22 AM): The result of the Adventure Aubrey took was that I had a damn cat sitting outside my window until 3 am... if its still there in the am, im going to be pissed.....
Aubs (3:32:18 AM): it wasn't just me!!
Aubs (3:32:22 AM): shell was involved too!!
Abe (3:33:08 AM): Im not mad at you guys Im mad at the damn cat
Aubs(3:33:11 AM): go out kick it

Auto Response from abe (3:33:26 AM): The result of the Adventure Aubrey took was that I had a damn cat sitting outside my window until 3 am... if its still there in the am, im going to be pissed.....
aubs(3:3:35 AM): i bet it'll follow reid in the morning
abe(3:33:51 AM): it would probably whine louder
abe (3:33:57 AM): good
aubs (3:33:51 AM): kick it then it'll know it's place in the world
aubs(3:35:38 AM): I'll pick it up and put it in reid's truck
aubs(3:35:43 AM): he's got kitty litter in there
abe (3:36:10 AM): sick

Auto Response from aubs (3:35:57 AM): What a wonderful adventure.
-Fun at a laundry mat
-taco bell reunion with tons of people
-beef's grape peace offering/play time
and
-a newly discovered cat that roams the neighborhood which we named Tuna
-after 4 hours she's still sitting outside our house meowing for abes attention.

Wonder what wonderful things are instore for tomorrow.

Aubs (3:36:09 AM): she still going?
abe (3:36:38 AM): nope
aubs (3:36:29 AM): good
abe (3:36:45 AM): I think it likes your voice
UNC Soccerchic14 (3:36:32 AM): we won't come down
abe (3:37:01 AM): thanks it started agian
aubs(3:36:55 AM): how?
abe(3:37:36 AM): when you talked
abe(3:37:41 AM): it meowed
abe(3:37:52 AM): and when you laughed it started again
aubs(3:38:08 AM): shell's taunting her out my window
abe(3:38:41 AM): great
aubs (3:38:39 AM): this is rather hilarious
aubs (3:38:42 AM): if you think about it
abe (3:39:02 AM): yeah for you
Aubs (3:38:59 AM): put on music
Aubs (3:39:10 AM): or go back to the kicking resort
Aubs (3:39:20 AM): i'm giving you all these options and you're not taking any of them
Abe (3:39:39 AM): 15 more minutes and I will kick it
UNC Soccerchic14 (3:39:35 AM): oh my god seriously?
abe (3:40:12 AM): definately going to happen
aubs (3:40:17 AM): where is your video camera i need to document this for sure then!
aubs(3:40:29 AM): i'll put twenty bucks that after you kick her away she'll come back for you to pet her
abe (3:41:16 AM): god i wouldnt doubt it
aubs(3:41:14 AM): shell and i aren't speaking or laughing anymore for your meowing safety
abe (3:42:00 AM): nice move
aubs (3:42:14 AM): is it helping?
abe(3:42:41 AM): not really
aubs (3:44:12 AM): you've got 10 more minutes and you can kick it to the curb
aubs (3:45:04 AM): but if you think about it
aubs (3:45:11 AM): shell has the bullfrogs all the time
aubs(3:45:17 AM): she can't go and kick them, so consider yourself lucky
abe (3:45:40 AM): oh I do
abe (3:46:02 AM): at least I have inexpensive options
aubs(3:45:53 AM): as in?
aubs(3:46:34 AM): shell (3:41:11 AM): Don't get caught by animal control.
Shell (3:41:39 AM): I don't want it in the news that there is someone on a killer cat kicking spree.
abe (3:46:50 AM): well shed probably have to use some sort of expensive chemical to get rid of them in the pond so
abe (3:48:11 AM): I like how theres 900 pictures of the cat that A: isnt ours, and B: was played with for all of 5 minutes
abe(3:48:19 AM): no
aubs (3:48:19 AM): ABE stop I can't laugh she'll start going at the meowing again
abe(3:48:58 AM): yeh i know
aubs (3:48:58 AM): but she followed us home
aubs (3:49:06 AM): and was at our window meowing in the first place
aubs(3:49:19 AM): ummm did you forget about the 48 hour rule
aubs (3:49:25 AM): we're already done with 5 of those hours
abe(3:49:55 AM): only applies to things inside the house
aubs (3:50:00 AM): well technically she is on the porch that could be considered inside the house
aubs (3:51:29 AM): but there are already two upstairs
abe(3:51:55 AM): damn
aubs(3:51:44 AM): Shell (3:51:10 AM): She likes salami.
Shell(3:51:20 AM): We should try pickels. Maybe she's the pickle culprit.
abe (3:52:05 AM): forgot about that kind
aubs(3:52:12 AM): yeah good job
abe(3:52:30 AM): Reid would never know if she was
abe (3:52:40 AM): she only comes by at night when she wants some

Mean while on the 2nd floor with the girls this conversation with the roomie shell was going on as well....
Auto Response from Shell (3:41:00 AM): Aubs: What a wonderful adventure.
-Fun at a laundry mat
-taco bell reunion with tons of people
-beef's grape peace offering/play time
and
-a newly discovered cat that roams the neighborhood which we named Tuna
-after 4 hours she's still sitting outside our house meowing for abes attention.

Wonder what wonderful things are instore for tomorrow.

Abe: The result of the Adventure Aubrey took was that I had a damn cat sitting outside my window until 3 am... if its still there in the am, im going to be pissed.....

Me: :-D
shell (3:41:11 AM): Don't get caught by animal control.
Shell (3:41:39 AM): I don't want it in the news that there is someone on a killer cat kicking spree.
Aubs (3:41:36 AM): i can't laugh you jerk!
Shell(3:41:59 AM): Im sorry.
Shell (3:42:01 AM): Why not?
aubs (3:42:04 AM): abe (3:41:16 AM): god i wouldnt doubt it
aubs (3:41:14 AM): shell and i aren't speaking or laughing anymore for your meowing safety
abe (3:42:00 AM): nice move
shell (3:42:27 AM): HAHAHHAHA.
shell (3:42:31 AM): Yeah, good luck with that.
shell (3:42:36 AM): Let me go call out to pussy again.
Shell (3:42:41 AM): Here pussy pussy Tuna!
aubs (3:42:29 AM): okay
shell (3:42:44 AM): Oh hell yes.
aubs(3:42:33 AM): do it i dare you!
Shell (3:44:06 AM): And I did take the dare, for the record.
Shell (3:44:09 AM): I'm sure Abe loved it.
Aubs (3:44:24 AM): he's to the point of ignoring it I guess
Aubs(3:44:37 AM): but she's still going and it's t-minus 10 minutes till the kicking
Shell(3:44:58 AM): HAHAHHAHAHa.
Shell (3:45:04 AM): I cant hear her from in here.
Shell (3:45:06 AM): I got the bullfrogs.
Shell (3:45:08 AM): Fuckin' frogs.
Shell (3:45:14 AM): At least no one can really egg them bitches on.
shell (3:46:38 AM): Bitch.
aubs (3:46:43 AM): what?
shell (3:47:05 AM): He's lucky.
shell (3:47:09 AM): Not you btw.
shell (3:47:11 AM): Duh.
Shell (3:47:12 AM):
You're my lover.
Shell (3:47:14 AM): Silly.
aubs (3:47:02 AM): oh okay
shell (3:48:26 AM): What/!?!??!
aubs (3:48:30 AM): abe(3:48:11 AM): I like how theres 900 pictures of the cat that A: isnt ours, and B: was played with for all of 5 minutes
Shell (3:49:09 AM): Psh, it's Tuna.
shell (3:49:14 AM): It's our adopted kitty.
shelL (3:49:17 AM): 48 hour rule!
aubs(3:50:10 AM): aubs3:49:19 AM): ummm did you forget about the 48 hour rule
abe (3:49:55 AM): only applies to things inside the house
aubs(3:50:00 AM): well technically she is on the porch that could be considered inside the house
shell (3:51:00 AM): HAHAHHAHAh.
shell (3:51:04 AM): We already have kitty litter.
shell (3:51:10 AM): She likes salami.
shell (3:51:20 AM): We should try pickels. Maybe she's the pickle culpit.
shell (3:52:47 AM): Hey, maybe we can throw pussy in the pond to catch bullfrogs.
abe (3:53:32 AM): ooooo good idea
shell (3:54:02 AM): Well, she'd be gone if Abe did it for sure.
shell (3:54:09 AM): I'm sure she wont' come back if he did that.
shell (3:54:14 AM): Although it is mean.
aubs (3:54:49 AM): did what?
shell (3:55:17 AM): Threw her into the pond


Needless to say *****there were no cats harmed in this whole situation****** but how ever there was much laughter and sleep lost by certain people in the house. As I write right now there is a faint meowing I can hear while trying to get to sleep, I have a feeling we've gained a new house pet that lives on our porch. More updates on Tuna our new roomie on the porch soon.

Loves and hugs
Aubs

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