Swearing and Physics

What is it that we are all waiting for? I know I'm waiting for Saturday to come. I've finally got something fun and exciting to look forward to. I get to spend some quality time with Nich which is something I've needed and haven't had in awhile. I also get to go and make an appearance somewhere top secret(I just know I've got only two bags I'm allowed to pack)....SUPER EXCITED about that one!

What is it that you are waiting for?

Why are we waiting, we should be doing, if it's something we can control we should be attacking it and harnessing it to get it done or just do it. There is no time like today to get that thing done, be it mow the yard or tell someone about your undying love for them. Here is my current situation for the night....

Non-Swearer: One who chooses neither to swear, nor cuss. I know several people in this category. Some who do it gracefully as so you can tell they've never integrated it into their lexicon. These folks often talk like the people on Happy Days. Square. You might hear an accented "Gosh" or uppity "Golly." I like these people (at times)

Then there are the few people I know who have chosen to be Non-Swearers and continue to work on it. I'm definately one of those people. I hate to admit that the crew I roll with is known for their occasional dropping of F & S bombs. I've grown tired of it and I continually challenge myself to think more creative. The best I've got going on right now is "Physics" with the accent on the F sound. Pronounced, "Ffffffffffffff-izicks!" Then there's the newly added "Balls" which I find exclaiming to myself helps when I'm stuck in a situation. On Sunday I add the spiritual prefix making the phrase "Holy Balls." "Son of a Balls" has a nice spice to it as well. Great for around the house. Another one is taken from the movie dodgeball, "f'in A cotton f'in A." There is also the silent point band way of swearing and taking things and replacing the vowels in the word with another like the f word becomes fack and the b work becomes batch and s bomb becomes shat. It works at times but gets old

So right now I'm working on my potty mouth but I'm human and going to make a slip up every once in awhile. I've learned especially when I'm upset and when something has gone wrong.
I'll leave you with another awesome post secret that was from last week. Super duper excited for the weekend, but not for the job situation, STILL can't find one other than nannying for the devil children.

Let the people you love know you love them you never know when it's going to be the last!

Love y'all
Aubs